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Jul 21, 2014
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Some things people don’t know about pornstar Jessa Rhodes
She does have a Wiki Feet page. It’s non-nude. 
Sometimes she dresses up like Agnetha Faltskog, lead singer of Abba. Agnetha Faltskog has a Wiki Feet page as well. Yes. We men are sick fucks.
Though she’s proud of her Norwegian heritage, dressing up like a Swedish pop singer reminds her that, sadly, the every American knows Sweden exists because of:
A) Pancakes
B) Volvo
C) Ikea
There are quite a few people that don’t know Norway is even a country. Most people who do know it’s a country have no idea Oslo is the capital. 
Personally. I call my probation officer once a month and have the same exact conversation where I explain “Oslo, Oslo, the capital of Norway”. She then goes “Iso?”. Ugh. Really? Jeeez.  
Calm and patiently Norway did clobber the world over the head visa vi Frozen. “More than likely” in the dark inner chambers of Disney (in my mind there’s this flicker where I can’t discern if it’s a movie, a cartoon or REAL), they spiked Frozen with a cocktail of deep brainwashing mind-control techniques. Hence it’s success. 

Some things people don’t know about pornstar Jessa Rhodes

She does have a Wiki Feet page. It’s non-nude. 

Sometimes she dresses up like Agnetha Faltskog, lead singer of Abba. Agnetha Faltskog has a Wiki Feet page as well. Yes. We men are sick fucks.

Though she’s proud of her Norwegian heritage, dressing up like a Swedish pop singer reminds her that, sadly, the every American knows Sweden exists because of:

A) Pancakes

B) Volvo

C) Ikea

There are quite a few people that don’t know Norway is even a country. Most people who do know it’s a country have no idea Oslo is the capital.

Personally. I call my probation officer once a month and have the same exact conversation where I explain “Oslo, Oslo, the capital of Norway”. She then goes “Iso?”. Ugh. Really? Jeeez.  

Calm and patiently Norway did clobber the world over the head visa vi Frozen. “More than likely” in the dark inner chambers of Disney (in my mind there’s this flicker where I can’t discern if it’s a movie, a cartoon or REAL), they spiked Frozen with a cocktail of deep brainwashing mind-control techniques. Hence it’s success. 


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Jul 19, 2014
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This isn’t a big secret. Together with Norway’s Department of Cloning, we’re working on cloning Jessa Rhodes. The cloned Jessa will wake up in the backwoods of TROMSØ like in this video.  She’ll be programmed to speak some universal inter-species language similar to this Alien Nation language. 

This isn’t a big secret. Together with Norway’s Department of Cloning, we’re working on cloning Jessa Rhodes. The cloned Jessa will wake up in the backwoods of TROMSØ like in this video.  She’ll be programmed to speak some universal inter-species language similar to this Alien Nation language. 


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Jul 19, 2014
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This is pretty much what Jessa’s clone in the backwoods of Norway will be doing. 

(Source: villmarkssenter.no)


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Jul 17, 2014
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We don’t like to promote porn but just search “Jessa Rhodes Incest”. LOL. She is a character. 

We don’t like to promote porn but just search “Jessa Rhodes Incest”. LOL. She is a character. 


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Jul 17, 2014
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Since I’m sitting in Norway, when I go to YouTube my IP address is recorded as being in Norway. So, I’m served ads in Norwegian or ads targeting the Nordic region. Felix Kjellberg’s video blog was an ad that I was served today.
Pretty funny guy, I guess, but all I could think was “Wow. he looks like Jessa Rhode’s twin brother”. Jessa recently did a sort of incest video. She tweeted it up as an incest video, but it was a “step-brother-step-sister” incest scene.
How funny would it be if Jessa we to make a video proposal to Felix to do another incest porn video but this time not skimping out with that half-ass step-brother/step-sister stuff. 
Your role Jessa! You’ve been dared by Mama Gwyneth and the psychopath writing this. You know who that is. Here’s his blog and Twitter handle:
Twitter.com/pewdiepie
youtube.com/user/PewDiePie

Since I’m sitting in Norway, when I go to YouTube my IP address is recorded as being in Norway. So, I’m served ads in Norwegian or ads targeting the Nordic region. Felix Kjellberg’s video blog was an ad that I was served today.

Pretty funny guy, I guess, but all I could think was “Wow. he looks like Jessa Rhode’s twin brother”. Jessa recently did a sort of incest video. She tweeted it up as an incest video, but it was a “step-brother-step-sister” incest scene.

How funny would it be if Jessa we to make a video proposal to Felix to do another incest porn video but this time not skimping out with that half-ass step-brother/step-sister stuff. 

Your role Jessa! You’ve been dared by Mama Gwyneth and the psychopath writing this. You know who that is. Here’s his blog and Twitter handle:

Twitter.com/pewdiepie

youtube.com/user/PewDiePie


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Jul 16, 2014
@ 1:38 pm
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New gluten-free rice vodka from the Delta Mekong in Vietnam. Gwyneth approves. KAI SPIRTS. 

New gluten-free rice vodka from the Delta Mekong in Vietnam. Gwyneth approves. KAI SPIRTS. 

(Source: thespiritsbusiness.com)


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Jul 3, 2014
@ 12:33 pm
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Sigh. Nothing’s ever easy! Norges glass brand preservation jars are making a huge comeback. However, they decided to release these solar panel lid jars first, then they will follow up with the old fashion classic jars.

Norges glass is the preferred local jar for EatMeGwyneth because Norwegians will support a Norwegian brand jar. In the US, we will use Ball jars. Going global from day one! EatMeGwyneth!

The brand name Norges simply translates to “Norway”. So, “Norway brand preservation jars.”


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Jun 30, 2014
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Happy Birthday to Jessa! (yesterday the 29th). Here’s a drink for her worthy of being poured into an Eat Me Gwyneth jar.
Using Nature’s Pride "Eat Me I’m hot" brand chili peppers you can make a Missionary’s Downfall. You can find all the ingredients on Aku Aku, an Oslo Tiki Bar’s website. 
Sounds gluten-free to us and therefore Gwyneth approved. 

Happy Birthday to Jessa! (yesterday the 29th). Here’s a drink for her worthy of being poured into an Eat Me Gwyneth jar.

Using Nature’s Pride "Eat Me I’m hot" brand chili peppers you can make a Missionary’s Downfall. You can find all the ingredients on Aku Aku, an Oslo Tiki Bar’s website. 

Sounds gluten-free to us and therefore Gwyneth approved. 


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Jun 23, 2014
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Chances are if your dog enjoys #EatMeGwyneth gluten-free dog treats in a preservation jar, it will love to sport Barbour doggie clothing! As it’s reading this post it’s imagining those side pockets stuffed with treats. Too bad it has to rely on it’s owner to open those pockets! Damn you humans! Check out Barbour’s contest on their Twitter page. 

Chances are if your dog enjoys #EatMeGwyneth gluten-free dog treats in a preservation jar, it will love to sport Barbour doggie clothing! As it’s reading this post it’s imagining those side pockets stuffed with treats. Too bad it has to rely on it’s owner to open those pockets! Damn you humans! Check out Barbour’s contest on their Twitter page. 

(Source: twitter.com)


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Jun 22, 2014
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